- People acting nice and then turning around and making rude remarks behind your back (talk the talk peeps)
- Others trying to sell you on their parenting style or child rearing - (my style is the Mel style - like it or lump it)
- Always wondering what "might have been" or the "what if's" - I need to realize the "what if's" are so over-rated.
- Eating an un-healthy snack and thinking "well, just place that one on my hip".
- Cicadas - yes those dang, pesky, disgusting bugs that only come every 13 years - thanks 2011 for being that year -ugh....
- Trash day being one day off when a Holiday falls in the week - WHAT? Okay yes I forget each time and the trash has to come in at night - so drag out, drag in, and BACK OUT AGAIN. Ugh...
- Those flower handbands or small bows being worn by girls over 16 - sorry NOT A FAN!
- LYING!!!!!!! yes just plain ole lying in general. All lies do is cause heartache - who wants to hurt someone's heart - COME ON!!!!!
- Boys/Mens pants that sag down to their ankles - no-one wants to see that - for realz NO ONE!
- Neighbors who are outside and don't wave - GET OVER YOURSELVES, waving doesn't equal dinner dates at each other's houses - it is just a friendly gesture.
- Parents who sit around on their bb's or I-phones at the park/playground/etc... while their child is beating the bajesus out of the kid next to them. COME ON - watch your kids. I know it can be hard and a little "me time" is needed - but just glance up at intervals.
- Teenage kids who think it is "cool" to use every cussword on the planet when their parents are NOT around - in front of my 4 and 1 year old. CUSSING IS NOT COOL - at least say "What the F" instead of using the real word. ANNOYING and YES I will be calling you out and you will NOT win.
- People who think it is okay to ask your salary or how much your house was - NOT OKAY unless you are a family member then I tolerate it - I DON'T like it.. I tolerate it because my family is filled with crazies (including myself).
- Those parents who think their 6 month old is a genius because he/she said "ba" and you tell everyone they sang "ba ba black sheep" in its entirety. Bragging on your kid is a MUST, but be realistic.
- People commenting on who your child looks like - you or the father - they look like themselves so move on.
Okay I could go and on today - I am on a roll. I am such a sunny positive person but today - I AM JUST PLAIN

Let it all out girl!
ReplyDeletethis post cracked me up!!! I agree with it all 100%. As Char said, "LET IT OUT!!!"
ReplyDeleteA good ranting is always in order :)
I HATE CICADAS!
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